Friday, January 26, 2007
Sardar Strikes Again
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then
we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but an old surd did
not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The Surd replied,
"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE
TAKE OVER USA ?????"
They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then
we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but an old surd did
not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The Surd replied,
"OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE
TAKE OVER USA ?????"