Tea kadai friends

Only for Satyamites-

Once upon a time there was a war on the Indo-Pak Border between none other
than software professionals and the Paki army....
Towards the end of the war only one Indian soldier remained....
He had two bullets in his gun...
But three Paki soldiers confronted him from their hideouts...

He shouted, "Hey look... Aiswarya Rai..." towards the direction of one
soldier...
That one comes out of hiding saying, "Where, where...".... bang and he gets
shot
by our brave warrior.

He then shouts, "Hey look.... Manisha Koirala..." ...towards another
soldier...
He too comes out, "Where, where...." ... Bang.... and he also bites the
dust...

Now the problem is what to do with the third Pakistani..... No more bullets
left...
The Country is at stake....
How will our warrior save the nation......
.
.
.
HE screams at the top of his voice....... "Satyam Girl......."
.
.
And the Pakistani soldier shoots himself......
....
Moral of the Story.... "Better to commit suicide than see an Satyam Girl...."